As I’m sure some of you all know, I studied Japanese in college, and have decided to try to get some work as a freelance translator offering Japanese/English and English/Japanese transcription and translation of audio and translation and editing of text (和英/英和書き取り/翻訳). I have a Bachelor’s Degree in Japanese language from The Ohio State University, where I graduated Summa cum Laude. I was invited into the Japanese National Honor Society in 2012 in recognition of my skill with the language, and have extensive experience reading, writing, and speaking Japanese for a variety of venues, including academic and personal presentations. I am available to translate both business and personal materials.
Text editing - $0.09/word
Text translation - $0.15/word
Audio transcription - $0.18/word
Audio transcription and translation - $0.20/word
Please drop me an ask if you are interested, and even if you’re not, signal boosts are always appreciated.
denim’s pretty rough on the tongue, though.
It also doesn’t taste very good.
“OH YOU DRAW??? CAN YOU DRAW ME????”
man i really doggone y’know, idunno why they cominroun thinkin i wanna draw errdang person who scootnon over t’mah sketchbook mang i ain’t yerdam persnal artist you gon pay me ferthat shit didn think so goddaamn
Oh, I don’t know, I think it’d be nice… people all around you, asking you to draw ‘em because they care enough to see you try, maybe make a little conversation… I mean, they’d probably leave right after… never even really want more beyond a drawing… might not even call back… but it’s the thought that counts.
Yeah, that’s what the government wants you to believe, Bill. One second you’re looking down drawing a picture for someone and then SHA-SHAW government tracking chip planted in your brain!
(Source: chrimbuschild, via vampishly)